I prefer women. Anything that can be achieved with irony, intelligence, creativity, balance, and sacrifice will be done better by a woman.
However, if you need to open jars or drink beer while making jokes about soccer and male superiority, no… in that case, go to a man. Men are the best at jars and beer…
On second thought, at certain moments, women with a beer in hand can make fun of women better than men… but it doesn’t matter, I hate soccer and prefer Coca-Cola to beer anyway.
Okay, that leaves the jars. Men are tops at opening jars. Some women, however, know that vacuum-sealed jars need to be tapped with your hand or a spoon to open them easily. Of course, it requires thinking. Men don’t think about it because they can open jars with brute force.
So, men are better at things that require strength but not thinking. I couldn’t come up with three things that require strength but no thinking… at least not things I’d really want to talk about, but if I did, it would be better to ask a man. Of course, you shouldn’t generalize… There are men who think more and better than some women. There are also women who are stronger than some men.
There’s no precise rule that always applies to everyone…
So, in those particular cases, I prefer women.
For what it’s worth, naturally.”